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friends forever! (always till the end) [24 Sep 2015|01:12am]
[ mood | 'ello govna ]

Morris and Kapowski welcome you!


My name is Jessica and I like to think me clever. Watch too much television, ramble on, etc.
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the phrase 'LOL FOREVER' has never felt so right [15 Sep 2009|11:33pm]
[ mood | thirsty ]

So I got these from Lisette but o man o man:


watch yo back, b )
Look at Jay-Z all DNW and WTF at the same time. Look at Lil Mama creepin'. LOL FOREVER!

Aside from that what the fuckery lolworthy to the max moment, the VMAS were actually entertaining for the first time in oh I DON'T KNOW 8 years! I was shocked actually. The performances were really good, which is great since they basically WERE the show: Green Day brought me back to 1994, I am biased cause I like that "Paparazzi" song like a major nerd but dude Lady Gaga's was total shout out to Madonna's classic "Vogue" VMAS performance just sayin', Pink's acrobatics were a nice touch, and yeah Beyonce we get it - you're the best and whatnot, but that Jay-Z performance really got me on my feet. I'm the whitest non-white girl in the world and you do not ever want to see me trying to dance to hip-hop. Because it is failure to the max. But I was in an empire state of mind and who knew? but apparently I really like Jay-Z. Because anybody that's still sippin' malta and rapping about is ok in my book.


O RIGHT.


The Kanye/Taylor shit was completely uncalled for. Granted, the video wasn't really breakthrough or whatever but damn Kanye way to ruin a girl's moment! I'm all late but I saw the awards live and saw the moment when Swift realized this wasn't a joke and was all shaken and I don't know, it was really sad. Katy Perry put it perfectly: "Fuck you Kanye, it's like you stepped on a kitten!" What else what else? LADY GAGA AND HER OUTFITS!!!#@$@ Because for serious on that, for serious. The craziness that is Beyonce's double stick tape. Google Beyonce boobs and you will know. LOL FOREVER at anyone that actually does that, losers. EMINEM TOTALLY GOT PLASTIC SURGED I refuse to believe otherwise! Whatever the fuck Kanye's girl was wearing. I don't know man I have short term memory and can't remember but the 2009 VMAS were great and just full of lol forevers and is this real life? moments for days.

ETA: Thanks to Jo for this awesomeness!! http://kanyegate.tumblr.com/
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TIME OUT! [10 Jun 2009|04:30pm]


I am so mad I missed this >:O

ETA: It's amazing. Everyone, even non-SBtB enthusiasts, must see it. Zack Attack ftw!
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I so badly want to go to this! [20 Apr 2009|06:38pm]
[ mood | GO NINJA GO NINJA GO! ]

Thursday, April 23 @ Tribeca Drive-in: FREE, In shell-ebration of their 25th anniversary, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles will make a totally radical appearance along with their sidekick April at the Drive-In's giant pizza party and screening of their 1990 film. To welcome the Turtles, the plaza will be decorated with glow-in-the-dark manhole covers. Families can climb inside the all-new Party Wagon, a mobile treasure trove based on the original Party Van. Kids can get their faces painted Turtle-style, take pictures at the photo booth, and pick up new moves with karate demos!

"Let's not make anybody feel old, but this year does mark the 25th anniversary of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. The Tribeca Film Festival is celebrating it with the free Drive-In screening (and PIZZA PARTY!) of the 1990 film. Remember Vanilla Ice in Teenage Mutant Turtles 2, singing "Ninja Rap?" "Alternate Theme Song" for the animated show (warning: stoopid content ahead):"
I stole this from some website, but the videos are hilar either way. )

HOW AWESOME DOES THIS SOUND?! Yes, this was a bit before my time but even I know what a good time looks like. So, of course no one is able to go with me and of course I have class that day till seven. AUGHH! Good grief.


I know, Michelangelo, it is quite the pity party over here too. Screw it, I'ma try to go even if it's alone, I'll just make like some stranger's kid. Because: free pizza is like the turtles life. Kids. AH!!
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[31 Mar 2009|03:06pm]

I cut class and ate some chicken today. Yep. Dude, whatever, I just needed a change of an update. I can't wait till Spring Break.
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